Perfectly Imperfect

trippin-through-reality:

The type of friends you stay away from

trippin-through-reality:

The type of friends you stay away from

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sammybitchfacewinchester:

kokoroattack:

OH MY GOD

The title made me angry but now I read it, I’m laughing

I’m going to hell for laughing at this.

sammybitchfacewinchester:

kokoroattack:

OH MY GOD

The title made me angry but now I read it, I’m laughing

I’m going to hell for laughing at this.

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sernacht:

So, I was in the car today and saw someone with the license plate “X0DUS3 5”, so I thought it was like Exodus 3:5 and I looked it up, and do you know what it said?

"Do not come any closer"

My jaw is on the god damn floor.

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July 21st, LA

July 21st, LA

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darkesthorizons:

neptuneisforlovers:

ITS NOT SEWING SUPPLIES!

My question is how does every single person identify with this, is it like a secret rule to use those for sewing supplies?

darkesthorizons:

neptuneisforlovers:

ITS NOT SEWING SUPPLIES!

My question is how does every single person identify with this, is it like a secret rule to use those for sewing supplies?

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  • Frankie: We're gonna need Christine when it comes to memory competitions.
  • Zach: [recalls everyone's birthdays, full names, names of family members]
  • Derrick: Zach's stupid.
  • Zach: [does math at the top of his head in 2 seconds flat, knows about world culture and economics, thinks of game moves that should be made that everyone is too blind to see]
  • Cody: Zach's an asshole.
  • Zach: [cheers Brittany on during her punishment, makes cookies for everyone, makes pizza for Brittany, consoles Victoria and Nicole when they're upset, understands people come from different backgrounds, doesn't care who are as long as you're a good person, thinks intelligence is the number one thing to look for in a partner]
  • Hayden: Zach's so selfish.
  • Zach: I am so grateful to be here. This is a one in a lifetime opportunity. I don't want to take anything for granted, I mean I made it in the Big Brother house. America takes everything for granted. I want to win the 500k and buy a used car and put the rest in the bank. I want to win the money for my little brother. I don't even want the money, I want you guys to win it. [planning on offering his Germany trip to his parents/Caleb]
  • Brittany: He doesn't deserve to win the money, he sleeps all day.
  • Zach: [stays up with most of the house guests and talks major game moves and strategy]
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dalasharaia:

oh.my.god

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louteasdale: 🎩👰🎩🎩

louteasdale: 🎩👰🎩🎩

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willyoularrymeuniverse:

So it turns out that Louis does know how to dress up for important events that are important to people who are important to him. I was wondering. 

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horsemannumber0:

sweetpretending:

rakeeshsorrel:

megustamemes:

[TL;DR of your country’s history] [maps via think0]

I can vouch that the History of Canada is entirely 100% accurate.

australia; spot on. 

America; 1000000000000000000000% accurate.
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horsemannumber0:

sweetpretending:

rakeeshsorrel:

megustamemes:

[TL;DR of your country’s history] [maps via think0]

I can vouch that the History of Canada is entirely 100% accurate.

australia; spot on. 

America; 1000000000000000000000% accurate.
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horsemannumber0:

sweetpretending:

rakeeshsorrel:

megustamemes:

[TL;DR of your country’s history] [maps via think0]

I can vouch that the History of Canada is entirely 100% accurate.

australia; spot on. 

America; 1000000000000000000000% accurate.
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horsemannumber0:

sweetpretending:

rakeeshsorrel:

megustamemes:

[TL;DR of your country’s history] [maps via think0]

I can vouch that the History of Canada is entirely 100% accurate.

australia; spot on. 

America; 1000000000000000000000% accurate.
Zoom Info
horsemannumber0:

sweetpretending:

rakeeshsorrel:

megustamemes:

[TL;DR of your country’s history] [maps via think0]

I can vouch that the History of Canada is entirely 100% accurate.

australia; spot on. 

America; 1000000000000000000000% accurate.
Zoom Info
horsemannumber0:

sweetpretending:

rakeeshsorrel:

megustamemes:

[TL;DR of your country’s history] [maps via think0]

I can vouch that the History of Canada is entirely 100% accurate.

australia; spot on. 

America; 1000000000000000000000% accurate.
Zoom Info
horsemannumber0:

sweetpretending:

rakeeshsorrel:

megustamemes:

[TL;DR of your country’s history] [maps via think0]

I can vouch that the History of Canada is entirely 100% accurate.

australia; spot on. 

America; 1000000000000000000000% accurate.
Zoom Info
horsemannumber0:

sweetpretending:

rakeeshsorrel:

megustamemes:

[TL;DR of your country’s history] [maps via think0]

I can vouch that the History of Canada is entirely 100% accurate.

australia; spot on. 

America; 1000000000000000000000% accurate.
Zoom Info
horsemannumber0:

sweetpretending:

rakeeshsorrel:

megustamemes:

[TL;DR of your country’s history] [maps via think0]

I can vouch that the History of Canada is entirely 100% accurate.

australia; spot on. 

America; 1000000000000000000000% accurate.
Zoom Info
horsemannumber0:

sweetpretending:

rakeeshsorrel:

megustamemes:

[TL;DR of your country’s history] [maps via think0]

I can vouch that the History of Canada is entirely 100% accurate.

australia; spot on. 

America; 1000000000000000000000% accurate.
Zoom Info

horsemannumber0:

sweetpretending:

rakeeshsorrel:

megustamemes:

[TL;DR of your country’s history] [maps via think0]

I can vouch that the History of Canada is entirely 100% accurate.

australia; spot on. 

America; 1000000000000000000000% accurate.

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nakomises:

jocvsta:

Mr. Marcellas sweeping in with that piping hot tea

I LOVE MARCELLAS OMFG

nakomises:

jocvsta:

Mr. Marcellas sweeping in with that piping hot tea

I LOVE MARCELLAS OMFG

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snorlaxatives:

why the fuck does everyone in the purge movies want to kill people if crime was legal i’d find a way to erase my student debt and also probably steal a bunch of new clothes

I’d probably just rob a bank tbh. Then I could pay off my student debt and be able to buy whatever I want until the next purge. I’d never need a job again. 

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lvrnemalvo:

monobeartheater:

arcticmowsy:

aerostarmonk:

The man entered his home and was absolutely delighted when he discovered someone had stolen every lamp in the house.

oh my god

i just do not understand this post what even

OH MY FUCKING GOD

What?

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