Perfectly Imperfect

veruca-assault:

ms-kawesome:

The next time a man starts yelling at you, cut him off and tell him you just can’t talk to him when he’s being so emotional.

I have done this and can confirm that is a LOT of fun to watch them implode afterward.

duragdaddy:

flvcoshvlom:

ellecareyart:

2brwngrls:

simplysupreme:



HERE FOR THIS

young.black.educated.confident. i don’t see a thug here. at all.

"I’m better at life than you."

yessssssss woo
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duragdaddy:

flvcoshvlom:

ellecareyart:

2brwngrls:

simplysupreme:



HERE FOR THIS

young.black.educated.confident. i don’t see a thug here. at all.

"I’m better at life than you."

yessssssss woo
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duragdaddy:

flvcoshvlom:

ellecareyart:

2brwngrls:

simplysupreme:



HERE FOR THIS

young.black.educated.confident. i don’t see a thug here. at all.

"I’m better at life than you."

yessssssss woo
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duragdaddy:

flvcoshvlom:

ellecareyart:

2brwngrls:

simplysupreme:



HERE FOR THIS

young.black.educated.confident. i don’t see a thug here. at all.

"I’m better at life than you."

yessssssss woo
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duragdaddy:

flvcoshvlom:

ellecareyart:

2brwngrls:

simplysupreme:

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HERE FOR THIS

young.black.educated.confident. i don’t see a thug here. at all.

"I’m better at life than you."

yessssssss woo

thepondsaregone:

thorinoakenbutt:

castielandpie:

poryqon:

it bothers me that Kansas and Arkansas are not pronounced the same

I’m from the UK and I have been pronouncing Arkansas as Ar-Kansas my whole life

For all my non-american friends, Arkansas is pronounced ark-an-saw

WHAT

takemeback-:

bl-ossomed:

Broke my heart.
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takemeback-:

bl-ossomed:

Broke my heart.
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takemeback-:

bl-ossomed:

Broke my heart.

catbountry:

ex-wife:

did-you-kno:

Source 

"When I got my first cat, it changed me. There is something about holding a cat that makes your anger melt away. And if someone does something that upsets me—I have to remember my cat. I can’t keep my cat if I get into trouble.”

"I asked if Major Cabanaw had concerns for the safety of the cats. “Of course, we always want to ensure the safety of the cats, and the staff is great about keeping an eye out for them. But mostly, it’s the offenders keeping them safe. I have never once seen an offender kill his own cat. We screen them to be sure they have no history of animal abuse. But I’ll tell you this, there was a guy killed in here because he had spit soda pop onto someone else’s cat.”"
Wow.

catbountry:

ex-wife:

did-you-kno:

Source 

"When I got my first cat, it changed me. There is something about holding a cat that makes your anger melt away. And if someone does something that upsets me—I have to remember my cat. I can’t keep my cat if I get into trouble.”

"I asked if Major Cabanaw had concerns for the safety of the cats. “Of course, we always want to ensure the safety of the cats, and the staff is great about keeping an eye out for them. But mostly, it’s the offenders keeping them safe. I have never once seen an offender kill his own cat. We screen them to be sure they have no history of animal abuse. But I’ll tell you this, there was a guy killed in here because he had spit soda pop onto someone else’s cat.”"

Wow.

  • Christine: He called me Christine-city. Jenn-city, she was on season 14 and she did nothing.
  • Zach: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE, CHRISTINE???!!!
now-this-is-living:

craving
trippin-through-reality:

The type of friends you stay away from

trippin-through-reality:

The type of friends you stay away from


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sammybitchfacewinchester:

kokoroattack:

OH MY GOD

The title made me angry but now I read it, I’m laughing

I’m going to hell for laughing at this.

sammybitchfacewinchester:

kokoroattack:

OH MY GOD

The title made me angry but now I read it, I’m laughing

I’m going to hell for laughing at this.

sernacht:

So, I was in the car today and saw someone with the license plate “X0DUS3 5”, so I thought it was like Exodus 3:5 and I looked it up, and do you know what it said?

"Do not come any closer"

My jaw is on the god damn floor.


July 21st, LA

July 21st, LA

darkesthorizons:

neptuneisforlovers:

ITS NOT SEWING SUPPLIES!

My question is how does every single person identify with this, is it like a secret rule to use those for sewing supplies?

darkesthorizons:

neptuneisforlovers:

ITS NOT SEWING SUPPLIES!

My question is how does every single person identify with this, is it like a secret rule to use those for sewing supplies?

  • Frankie: We're gonna need Christine when it comes to memory competitions.
  • Zach: [recalls everyone's birthdays, full names, names of family members]
  • Derrick: Zach's stupid.
  • Zach: [does math at the top of his head in 2 seconds flat, knows about world culture and economics, thinks of game moves that should be made that everyone is too blind to see]
  • Cody: Zach's an asshole.
  • Zach: [cheers Brittany on during her punishment, makes cookies for everyone, makes pizza for Brittany, consoles Victoria and Nicole when they're upset, understands people come from different backgrounds, doesn't care who are as long as you're a good person, thinks intelligence is the number one thing to look for in a partner]
  • Hayden: Zach's so selfish.
  • Zach: I am so grateful to be here. This is a one in a lifetime opportunity. I don't want to take anything for granted, I mean I made it in the Big Brother house. America takes everything for granted. I want to win the 500k and buy a used car and put the rest in the bank. I want to win the money for my little brother. I don't even want the money, I want you guys to win it. [planning on offering his Germany trip to his parents/Caleb]
  • Brittany: He doesn't deserve to win the money, he sleeps all day.
  • Zach: [stays up with most of the house guests and talks major game moves and strategy]